Seize the Fucking Moment

Are You Lying Comfortably? Sex on the Sofa

We talk about ‘moving things to the bedroom’
but it seems we’re getting bored with sex
between the sheets.

A recent survey designed to discover what we get up to
on our sofas caused a few blushes when a majority
of respondents admitted to having sex on their settees.

Men are more open about their sexual sofa habits,
with 71% of male respondents owning up to their
alternative living room activities, compared
with around half (57%) of women.

The worst culprits are those in the 45-54 age bracket,
who were most likely to admit to doing more than a
cheeky couch cuddle. Perhaps this is down to ’empty nesters’
letting loose once their kids have left.

Sex on the Sofa

sex on the sofa

sex work

Do you enjoy being
fucked on a bed or sofa?

For me bed & sofa and all the usual things
are way too common and boring.

I always tend to experiment and have got banged on bare earth,
sand, soil, cement blocks, railway tracks, cycle tracks,
footpath, garden and grass, backyard graveyard, bath tub,

plain floor kitchen, terrace, stationery bus, truck, bike,
train, car, chair, tables, carpet, stool, car trunk and bonnet,

pond, river, sea, lake, swimming pool, stair, ladder, shops, mall,
public toilets, on the tree, hills, mountains, plains…

I had her on the sofa

Cougar Relaxation Technique

Making out on the Sofa

Making out on the Sofa from Jan Svoboda on Vimeo.

Hump & Grind

Dry sex. Tribadism. Dry humping. No matter
what you call it, the act of rubbing your vagina
against your partner’s leg, knee, erection, vagina
or other body parts deserves more respect and love
than most people give it.

Ditto for rubbing your vagina against sofa
ends, pillows, and other inanimate objects.)

I’m a woman and I prefer grinding.
But I’m not sure if it’s the same for men.

I would have said thrusting until my last girlfriend.
The grinding motion allowed our bodies to touch more
and it really made me appreciate full body contact.

Also, she seemed to enjoy it more, and
her body responded to increased stimulation.

Thrusting is great in positions where she’s facing away
but if we’re face to face, I’m inclined to grind.


Men Are Forever Adolescent

College men [mostly jerks] use crass sexualized interactions as a diagnostic tool for sexual interest.

Grinding is a perfect example. A guy grabs a girl from behind and starts dancing with her, crotch to crotch. It’s a process so bizarre that it happens only in the dark.

Unwanted grinding and groping are low-level interactions that seem of little consequence, but they set a standard for hooking up that encourages physical boldness by men and poor communication by women.

Male jerks think girls are fundamentally indecisive and have to be physically told what they want is at the root of the “No means yes, yes means anal.

Then there’s dry humping. What the hell is it? And is it just something for sexually inexperienced high school kids? It’s pretty much the act of getting it on without actually getting it on — sex with clothes on.

I’ve heard it called outercourse, non-penetrative sex and “heavy petting.” I’d go ahead and say that grinding on the dance floor to ‘get low’ could even be considered dry-humping.

It’s actually possible to climax from dry humping. I know a lot of people who are fans of the fully-dressed horizontal mambo and don’t mind keeping their clothes on for a night.

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