People visit Pornoland to live out their sexual fantasies.
Some of these are common enough: group sex, voyeurism,
talking dirty, threesomes and anal penetration.
Pornoland is a kind of sexual wonderland, accessed
through holes in the real world, such as the door
of a washing machine or the hole in a drinking straw,
as well as other raunchier holes.
People visit to live out their own and other
people’s fantasies. Some of these are common
enough: group sex, voyeurism, talking dirty.
Others are more specialized, not to say physically and
literally impossible. A male-female couple swap genitalia,
a process referred to as “an inter-plasmic dual crotch transfer.
Another man gives his right arm in exchange for greater
phallic endowment, but it’s only temporary and in any
case the amputated arm develops a life of its own and
is quite a hit with the ladies.
We are in the realms of wild fantasy, perhaps
a very expensive swinger’s resort. $9,000 a day
seems to be the going rate
All the sex is consensual. There is never any violence,
cruelty or coercion, no disgust or guilt. The place
could be described as well scrubbed.
It’s an adolescent adolescent fantasy was to have
a sexual theme park where you could pick your ride
and buy a ticket for whatever perversion you fancied.
The Pornoland resort offers customers a flotilla
of Masturboats on an ornamental lake that doubles
as the lair of a Cock Ness Monster.
A female visitor skids over the lake’s
surface using her vulva as a hydroplane.
Organs enjoy unbridled lives of their own.
Women copulate with men whose heads have been
obligingly lopped off to simplify matters, and a
man who has undergone an experimental “crotchal
transfer” asks the woman who now wears his penis
to ravish him with it.
If dramatised by the Marquis de Sade, such scenarios
would be proof of our determination to defy biology
and to scandalise our feeble creator. But it
harmlessly adds to the sum of human happiness.
There’s a reference to aircraft named “pornsuckers”
that fly around sucking up bad porn because bad
porn is bad porn. It’s depressing and drowns out good porn.
We store it, letting objectionable content settle out.
The less porn there is overall, the more likely people
are to come to our porn resort.
It’s the other side of Disneyland, where your wildest
perversions are given free rein. Get in touch with
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