The Pick-up
My best sexual experience was one of my very first.
She was a year older than me, a junior when I was
a sophomore in high school, and she knew I had a
mad crush on her even though she was way out of my league.
One day she saw me walking in the courtyard outside school.
She’d just finished field hockey practice and out of the blue
she offered me a ride home. That was enough of a shock.
You can imagine how stunned I was at the first stoplight,
when she reached across and started massaging my crotch.
I was rock hard in a millisecond.
A few minutes later, with her hand still between my legs,
she drove down an alley and pulled over.
Then she unbuckled her seat belt, leaned over,
and unzipped my pants. She whipped out my cock,
and then licked her lips slowly, coating them
with her precious saliva.
I watched, in disbelief, as her perfect ponytail
head bobbed up and down on my lap. Every vessel
in my body was on fire with pleasure.
Feeling like a champion, I screamed ‘thank you!’
as I came. Fifteen years later, I’m still reliving
that scene regularly in my imagination,
about every other time I masturbate.
Wet Dreams for Boys & Girls
Can I Rub Myself Against You?
Hey I got this funny feeling
Stirring deep down in my balls
I’m gonna stand in fuckin’ crowds
And rub myself against you all
My stiffie’s rubbin’, shuntin’, and I’m
Fucking gruntin’
I like the nylon blouse you wear
I’m a weirdo – or so my momma tells me
I wanna blow chunks everywhere
Ohhh…ride…sugar
We often associate the term ‘wet dream’
(nocturnal emission) with adolescent boys,
who often ejaculate during sleep after
having a sexual dream.
This is a normal part of growing up.
Adult men may have wet dreams too.
For women, the experience is less wet
but still intense. The sexual dreams may
lead to vaginal lubrication and orgasms
(often called nocturnal orgasms).
They are more likely during adolescence
but can continue into adulthood.
Wet dreams are automatic. It doesn’t
include masturbating in bed.