The Quick Fuck
My name is Delores the Hot Blond.
I first was tasked to hang out
with Donny way before Obama
was elected President.
My assignment was to create a monster.
BTW, we call him “Donny” because that’s
what his dad, Fred, called him.
As a Hot Blond, I have it all. Long honey-blond hair,
wide cobalt-blue eyes, ample tits, endless legs, a
tiny waist, and that kind of face you want to fall into.
Plus, I know all the ways to captivate weak men
like Donny. Praise them a lot; that is what they
want: the praise Mommy and Daddy never gave them.
And of course, really nasty sex.
As a sex partner, Donny was lousy. All he wanted
was a quick fuck or blowjob. And his penis was
laughable. Besides, he cared nothing for my pleasure.
Not that it mattered. I’m a bot.
I only pretend to have feelings.
She Fucking
Loves It
The Kids Love to Fuck
In a Rush to Fuck
When it comes to bedding your girl, you nail
it fast and hard, just the way she likes it.
Problem is, it’s not the way she likes it.
Try the slow groove and you may realize what
women have known for years—slow sex is better.
She said: I’m fine with a quickie,
if it pleases my sex mate. I probably
won’t reach an orgasm this way.
But I enjoy pleasing the other. I feel a
quickie is not making love, just quick sex.
If done correctly and both of us
are really in the mood to have
quick sex, then OK I’m in the game.
Nothing gives you more of a rush than the
feeling you’re doing something you shouldn’t.
Quick little trysts can build up your sexual
intensity when you do it in an unexpected
location or on the spur of the moment.
Not everything has to be planned to be perfect.
Coming on to your fuck partner in an instant
makes him feel you can’t wait to be with him.
You have to rip off his clothes
and do it right that very minute.
You’re expressing desire
in such an immediate way.
Show Business:
Spread Your Legs
“Spread your legs wider for me.
That’s right. In a minute I’m going
to slide one finger inside you.”
Only one, but it will be enough to make you beg
and promise me the world if I asked you for it.
It’s like Manspreading,
but fashion-conscious
Manspreading. We’ve all heard of it.
Fuck, we’ve all experienced it.
Being sandwiched between two hyper-masculine
traders intent on getting every inch of
that metro carriage is a real joy-not.
Now young women can spread their
legs for fashionable porn and hold
a pose in yoga clips for all the boys to watch.
Tall Girls
have Better Sex
Use your long legs to get it on with your boi.
The Missionary
Having your legs on his shoulders really
does change the angle of penetration,
which can be a whole new feeling.
Have him start on top, then lift
your legs to rest them on his shoulders.
Spread
Use those long legs for good. The taller you are,
the wider you can spread your legs, which means
the deeper the penetration.
Might sound weird, but it’s definitely worth a shot!
Have your boi lie on your bed and climb on top
as you slowly spread your legs so that it feels comfortable.
Butterfly
The butterfly is perfect for girls with long legs
since they can rest on your partner’s shoulder.
Have your boi stand at the edge of the bed
as you lie down. They can hold you by your
hips to get the right angle and adjust
according to how long your legs are.
20 million dollars in a car
Girl, tie your hair up if you wanna be a star
Left, right, left, right, left, right, right, right
30 million people want a shot
How much would it take for you to spread those legs apart?
Left, right, left, right, left, right, right, right
Can You Feel It?
Oh I’m the gatekeeper
Spread your legs
Open up
You could be famous
If you come up anywhere else, I’ll erase you
Drink up bitch we got champagne by the cases
Don’t you know? Don’t you know?
You know we’re holding the dreams that you’re chasing
You know you’re supposed to get drunk and get naked
We are the gatekeepers, spread your legs, open up
You could be famous, girl, on your knees
Don’t you know what your place is?