Want to go down on her? Want to eat her out? Want to
give her top orgasms and enduring sexual pleasure?
Orgasms are awesome in general because they make you feel
like a beautiful woman. Being eaten out is also like that
because guys who are good at it usually appreciate vaginas.
A lot of my girlfriends are like,
“You know, I just don’t like it.
I just don’t! It’s weird, you know?” I’m
like, “No, I don’t know, actually.”
I feel sorry for these friends of mine because It’s hard
to trust a person to put their tongue in and around
your very most private of parts.
I bet that’s why they “don’t like it.” Being eaten
out puts you in a really vulnerable position.
Here are some of the concerns I might have at any
given time before/during the experience:
What if I smell funny? Or what if I smell
normal and he just doesn’t like that smell?
What if I taste weird? Or what if I taste
normal and he just doesn’t like that taste?
What if the grooming pattern I employ
is not the grooming pattern he prefers?
What if he’s just doing this because, after centuries
of stifling women’s rights and opinions, he feels obliged?
My type tends to be the kind of guy who calls
himself a feminist, so I often encounter one
who just eats girls out because he feels
obligated to make up for years of female oppression.
You can tell this type of guy because he generally
just flicks his tongue around in the same way until
you lose sensation. This is annoying.
I’m like, you know, man, if you’re just going to
half-ass it, can I just give you a blow job
and we’ll call it a night?
Like, I appreciate the gesture, but it’s obviously
just a gesture, and now not only am I not going
to get off, but I also feel like a charity case.
Make sure you tease a little before you put your
tongue on her clit. Start softly and playfully,
then increase intensity and watch her reaction.
You will be able to tell how she
likes it by the way her body moves.
If the movements are sharp, it’s too hard.
If she leans into it, then she wants harder.
Don’t forget to change intensity too while licking.
A trick with getting into a good licking position.
Place your hand below her stomach on her pelvis
and push it away from you. This will make her clit
more accessible, and is better for your neck.
A woman’s request. Go down on me.
perform cunnilingus on me”.
“I would welcome the application of your mouth
to my genitalia”; “lick my pussy” etc.
I hate it when a guy asks me what
I want as we’re getting ready to fuck
That’s a dumb fucking question.
For future reference, men of the
world, I only want one thing.
That’s your tongue on my clitoris.
I just want you to eat me out. I want you
to do it for a long time with varying speeds,
pressures, and tongue patterns.
Do it until I tell you “Don’t stop,” which is
your cue that I’m going to come soon, and at this
his point you should maintain a constant speed,
pressure, and tongue pattern until I orgasm.
You’ll be able to tell when this happens, trust me.
Do you fucking know what you’re doing? Don’t you
realize that all of that muscle contracting, hair
grabbing and shouting were spams of coming.
What you now do is take a 5-10 second break and
return to eating me out, because multiple orgasms
are easily achieved and, like, wow, really awesome.
Mother Nature has been most generous in
bestowing females with the clitoris.
Penises, of course, provide a lot of
pleasure for men, but they are multipurpose —
for urinating and ejaculating sperm.
The clitoris is the only organ of the
body created exclusively for pleasure!
Often, heterosexual sex involves vaginal
penetration until the man has an orgasm.
According to research, however, only 20%
of women climax from penetrative intercourse.
This leaves 80% of women to figure out how to
get stimulated during sex in order to get satisfied.