Lollipop Girls [I’m Turning Japanese]

You Can Lick My Lollipop

“I’ll take you to the candy shop, I’ll let you
lick the lollipop, go ahead girl don’t you stop,
keep going ’til you hit the spot.”

Pubescent Girls

The monster of sexual euphemisms from the noughties.
I don’t know a single person in their 20s who can’t
doesn’t know the words to this song.

A testament to its cultural impact and,
clearly, its lyrical genius.

50 Cent was definitely spot-on with this one, because,
much like candy, sex is usually both sticky and sweet.

Lollipop girls can be found in large malls
standing or walking around sucking on a lollipop.

The teenagers will perform sexual acts in exchange
for money to purchase designer clothing.

Fuck Mate

Unwrap a lollipop and give it a long, lascivious lick.
Lock eyes with him while you pop it in your mouth
and suck it like… well, like it’s him. Wink.

Desirable Nymphet

Girls putting sweet things in their mouths

People on social media always get worked up when Chloë posts something sexy, and it’s exhausting. On Thursday, the 23-year-old singer posted a now-deleted video of herself wearing lingerie and sucking on a lollipop while thanking fans for their support.

It was hot! But within a few hours, there were comments plastered all over Twitter and Instagram about how she’s “doing too much” for attention, calling her “cringe,” “thirsty,” and “church girl gone wild.”

People even dragged Beyoncé into the conversation with regards to being sexy while maintaining a classy persona – as if Beyoncé wasn’t singing “Kitty Cat,” “Bootylicious” and “Naughty Girl” (all hits) at the same age as Chloë. The naysayers also called for Chloë to delete the video, which she eventually did.

“She lick me like a lollipop, so I let her lick the wrapper.”

We all have different responses when it comes to the topic of sex and sexuality. Being overtly sexy and subtly sexy are equally valid.

If the video of Chloë sucking on a lollipop caused you discomfort, fine. But it’s the slut-shaming that’s unwarranted.

Chloe Bailey could lick all the lollipops in the world in the cringest ways possible while marketing herself as a sex goddess for the weirdest incels on the Internet,