May I Butt In?

Back in the Day [1992]: “Oh my god, Becky,
look at her butt. It’s so big.

She looks like one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her,
because she looks like a total prostitute, okay?

I mean, her butt, it’s just so big. Ugh, I can’t
believe it’s just so round, it’s like out there,
I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so black!”

may I butt in


Big Butts

A few decades ago most men considered a huge
rear end aesthetically and sexually revolting,
but now they are urging their women to get a butt implant.

Call me unimpressed, I’m down with
circa 1990. Big butts are gross…
But not these two…

Asian women are buttocks-challenged, but the other day
I saw a photo of an Asian model with a huge rump.
“Holy shit, big bottoms have taken over the world.

Big Old Butt

Kim Kardashian has weaponized and monetized her huge
tush to the point where it can move millions in
product and bring the web to a standstill.


I hope before I die sanity will be restored.
The likes of Kim Kardashian and her butt will
only be seen in circus sideshows and niche porn clips.

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