Contents: Pin Me Up, Lick
My Clit, Suck My Dick
Retro Pin-up
The pinup has managed to make its way into
the mainstream, the easily visible.
We owe those advances to the incredible women
who challenged the status quo, and were secure
enough in their feminine strength to show
the world that beauty often walks hand
in hand with bravery.
These women were willing to embrace their
sensuality, and during decades when women
needed liberation, they helped equal the
playing field between the sexes by proving
that women were more than sexual objects.
In the act of boldly portraying their sensuality,
these courageous females reminded many that we
are multifaceted, and that there is absolutely
no shame in the beauty of the female form.
How to Rouse Sleeping Beauty
When is it acceptable for a man to foist
himself on a sleeping woman? You may think
that the correct answer would be never.
The one exception to the rule of not
initiating sexual contact with women
who haven’t given consent due to not
being awake is if you’re a fairytale prince
and she’s Sleeping Beauty who’s been trapped
in a 100-year enchanted sleep.
You’ve just hacked your way through a forest
of thorns.You can’t be expected to dither
over the niceties of permission when there’s
a wicked fairy breathing down your neck.
In any case, princesses are raised to be grateful.
But the maelstrom of stories about consent
or its absence means that now even charming
princes can’t escape scrutiny.
Recently, a mother made headlines by asking her
six-year-old son’s primary school to remove
the story of Sleeping Beauty from the classroom
of younger pupils because of its unhelpful
message about kissing sleeping girls.
She suggested it should be saved for older children
as part of a useful discussion about consent.
Suck My Dick
What part of screaming ‘suck my dick’ at someone
like an unhinged lunatic promotes consent?
Granted people usually don’t literally want
someone else to go down on them, but the phrase
still promotes/is reminiscent of an interaction
that is in no way consensual.
It’s not a question, it’s a demand.
It’s usually said in anger or as a way
to rebound from a particularly offensive
burn from one of your bros.
Both of which are situations that rarely
lead to a healthy, consensual, mutually
enthusiastic sexual encounter.
Let’s promote “would you like to suck my dick?”
over “suck my dick”. Let’s include consent
even in our insults, people.
Lesbian Tongue Probe
It’s fun to tease your partner by lightly flicking the tip
of your tongue over the whole area, just barely
tickling her clit and tracing both sides of her vagina,
to get warmed up (or to take an intensity break).
But there’s a lot more to our
mouths than the tip of the tongue!
Your tongue is three dimensional
and has many different surfaces.
You can lightly suck on things.
You’ve got lips, too!
Why You Should
Use All Your Mouth
The clitoris is more than just the visible
part we think of as “the button.”
The darker pink bits in the above picture
are the internal parts of the clitoris,
and they also respond to sensation.
Using just the tip of your tongue isn’t going
to reach all that wonderful goodness.
Show the rest of that structure some love!
Keep in mind that even things that aren’t
part of the clitoris can be pleasurable
for your hookup/partner/person.
Try a bunch of different tactics: flatten your tongue
and lick the whole area (like an ice cream cone!).
Give hard pressure with your tongue, suck on
the clitoris (or suck on the clitoral hood
while flicking your tongue against the clit).
Press against different parts of
the vulva with your lips or go in circles
around the clit with your tongue.
You can also tease the vaginal opening
with your tongue, or get really wild
and dip your tongue all the way in.
