Dirty Texts to a Stranger

The Preacher’s Orgasm:
Lie Back & Enjoy It

Maybe you want to devote an evening to learning all
about his/her hopes and dreams and imagine weeding bells.

But maybe you’d rather slip into bed, turn on your vibrator,
and exchange dirty texts with a stranger.

This isn’t about career aspirations or thoughts
on family or where you see yourselves in five years.

It’s about what the other person is wearing (or not
wearing), and what you’d like to do to each other.

If things get steamy enough, you might even end up
having a virtual one-night stand, mutual masturbation.

Kick things off by asking them to describe one of their
fantasies, then lie back and enjoy what they have to say.

Add to it by sharing your own, and just like
that, you’ll have yourself an evening.

Once the sexting gets rolling, ask for specifics.
Where would they touch you if they were lying
next to you at this very moment?

Take turns sharing what you’d do
to each other, in explicit detail.

Less Work More Fuck

Dirty Sex Talk

Tear off of my panties / Bend me over and show me who’s boss
Hit it from back / Take me roughly / No need for pleasantries

Talk to me dirty / Save the sweet talk for making love /
Down and dirty / Make my legs tremble / As you plunge
in every inch / Deeper and deeper / Make my screams get
louder / Slap my ass and ask me whose it is / Joy and pain
is what I want to feel

Flip me over make everything scatter / Raw sex is my request
Make me cream all over your dick / Afterwards I will lick it
clean / Grab my waist and don’t / let me escape / Suck my
nipples hard

As my nails trail down your back / Feel my pussy tighten around
your shaft / As you plunge in and out / Do anything we want
as two consenting adults /Grab my hair as I suck your dick clean
/ Make me gag as you fill my mouth

Tasting our combination / Push me against wall / Tell me
spread them / Touch me all over Push your body against mine
/ Use four fingers and do an internal examination / Flick
my clit make it twitch

Nibble on my ear / Kisses on my neck / Make me gasp as you
fuck me over and over / Pump me fast grind me slow /
Feel me cream as I lose control