Can I Stroke
Your Pussy?
Nothing ruins a romantic moment
quite like the word vagina.
Is your vagina engorged?
Can I come into your vagina?
Makes you sound like a gynecologist.
If lost for words, try cunt.
Fortunately, there are a lot of
alternative terms out there
which can be deployed to better effect.
Tasty Cunt
Cunt. It’s a powerful, beautiful, precious object.
The source of all life and pleasure and beauty.
Well, it was until Puritans wrangled it.
Why is the word is so taboo in US culture?
You’ve got to know your audience
to know which phrase to use,
but there are a few hard and fast rules.
For instance, never ask to ‘stroke her kitty’
if she doesn’t, in fact, own a cat.
Kate Beckinsale says she wasn’t sexually harassed or assaulted
by Harvey Weinstein but she did reveal a story still fresh in
her mind nearly 20 years later. Probably because she remembers
Harvey Weinstein calling her a cunt.
“The minute the door closed he started screaming
‘you stupid fucking CUNT, you CUNT you ruined my premiere.’
I had no idea what he was talking about and started to shake.
He said, ‘If I’m throwing a red carpet you get in a tight
dress, you shake your ass, you shake your tits, you do not
go down it looking like a fucking lesbian you stupid fucking
cunt.’ The shock made me burst into tears.”
Cock in Cunt
Her Face in My Cunt
I felt we were bound together, with tightly stacked coils,
so that we formed a sort of Siamese mummy within which
our two bodies got mashed into one.
She fought me to half an arm’s length so she could undo
my jeans and peel them off with a hard downward step
of her deftly pointed foot,
She simply seized me by the armpits and heaved me
away from her onto the bed. Her kiss pinned me
flat with the heel of her hand so she could, when
I gave up the struggle, with a leisurely sigh
sink her face in my cunt.
Until now, my orgasms had been deep and ponderous things;
slow to yield to excavation; self-annihilating when they
finally did, so that in their wake I felt voided and calm,
every yen neutralized, and gazed on whoever had managed
the work with benign uninterest.
Never before had I experienced this self-heightening pleasure,
like a hail of hot stones, and yet she seemed to recognize
just what had happened, so that before I had even stopped
keening she bore down again.
She made me come so many times that afternoon. Had I been
past my prime I would probably have had a seizure.
Cock in Cunt:
Perfect Match
“I love it when you get wet.” The comment
isn’t exactly correct. The vagina doesn’t
really “get” moist. It already is.
At least, a little bit. Small amounts of
vaginal discharge inside a woman’s panties
are completely normal and healthy.
The liquid helps to flush out bacteria from
the vaginal canal. In other words, the female
sex organ is pretty clever and comes equipped
with its very own self-cleaning mechanism.
The everyday vaginal secretion with its cleansing
function mostly comes from the cervical glands
inside the cervix and uterine wall.
But if you’re between the sheets with your partner
and aroused, there’s another, different liquid
secreted from the Bartholin glands.
They’re found on both sides of the vaginal opening
and primarily function to moisturize and ease
penetration, irrespective of whether a finger,
penis or sex toy is the object of arousal.
Sex can be uncomfortable, especially
during the first few attempts, but
it doesn’t have to be painful.
Have you thought about slowing down or
shifting gears? Sex would be more fun,
and less confusing, if you spend some
time getting to know the ins and outs
of each others’ bodies first
The next time you and your girlfriend have sex,
ample foreplay and lubrication will go a long
way towards a more enjoyable sexual experience.
For example, when your girlfriend is really
turned on, her vagina will stretch out and
your penis should just glide in.
Pubic Hair Issues
Mayby it’s because you just want to, or are newly inspired after letting your body hair grow out, there’s no time like the present to embrace the full bush.
But while the natural look is back, it’s far more than a fad or trend resurrected from the ’70s.
For many women in 2023, body hair has social implications that run the gamut from more self-love and acceptance to fighting the patriarchy.
Pubic Hair Fashion
Take the Opening
I Can’t Wait to Get In
Americans Are Obsessed
with Sexual Hygiene
Pubic hair is a hot issue in the bedroom. Although being unshaven shouldn’t put a damper on the sexual experience, the boys I questioned said otherwise.
“It’s gross,” said the first male student I asked. “Like, maybe if she’s a ten out of ten it’d be different. But maybe not even then. Girls have a code to uphold.”
The “code,” apparently, is maintaining a relatively hairless body from the neck down. There is a belief that girls who do not shave are somehow “dirty,” and that it retracts from their femininity.
A full bush is deemed repulsive, while even stubble makes the men shudder. Another male student grimaced and retorted, “Not even if she’s hot, man! It’s gross. I want it completely shaven.”
This statement was agreed upon by other male students, although a female student commented that she would prefer men to have pubic hair because it seemed “more natural than just having it waving there without anything to cover it.”
The double standard regarding pubic hair maintenance is absurd. If it’s acceptable for men to have their pubic hair any way they want it, then why are women being pressured to be bare underneath their clothes?
One possible answer is the images of women that men are confronted with before their real-life sexual experiences.
In porn, the women are often clean-shaven, or have a miniscule amount (called a ‘landing strip’ or a ‘the Brazilian,’ both of which consist of a thin strip of hair).
Even in sex scenes in films, the woman is completely shaven, which gives men the illusion that the women they encounter in real life also uphold the same hair maintenance.
It creates anxiety for girls, who feel as if they will be less desirable for having a full bush, or for having any amount of pubic hair at all.
Another female student told me her boyfriend was not fond of “downtown hair,” but that, in the heat of the moment, he was less inclined to care.
Most men, I figured, would be more focused on the fuck, which I don’t believe decreases or increases with the amount of body hair a woman has.
Boys it’s necessary necessary for women to be bare without citing any reasons other than “that’s just the way it should be.”
Men are unaware of the complications that can come with constantly shaving your pubic area, which can consist of (but aren’t limited to): itchiness, redness, ingrown hairs and mild pain.
Shaving every day is uncomfortable for women, and no girl provides constant maintenance, regardless of what men think is pleasing to the eye.
Food for thought: a totally shaved vagina is known as “the Lolita,” after the titular character from Vladimir Nabokov’s famous novel.
Lolita is considered alluring in the book because of her prepubescent state. Just think about that.