How often do you masturbate?
Should you tell your partner?
There’s no shame involved.
First of all, you’re not doomed if your partner
masturbates more than you do, and you’re not
a monster if you are the one masturbating more.
People often assume that when their partner
masturbates frequently, it’s a sign they
don’t want to have sex with them.
But sex and masturbation are two different activities.
There are a lot of reasons why people masturbate,
one of which is to improve partnered sex.
Masturbation gets you in touch with your sexuality.
During partnered sex, you might become more self-aware
or experience more of a physical response to stimulation
if you also masturbate.
It’s also an opportunity to bring new techniques into sex,
or safely learn about your partner’s preferences and fantasies.
Women Who Expose Themselves
A woman has been arrested on misdemeanor
charges for exposing herself and
masturbating in front of two men.
She’s been charged with two counts of
public lewdness and exposure of a person.
Exhibitionism is the act of exposing
in a public or semi-public context those parts of one’s
body that are not normally exposed – for example,
the breasts, genitals or buttocks.
The practice may arise from a desire or compulsion
to expose themselves in such a manner to groups of
friends or acquaintances, or to strangers for their
amusement or sexual satisfaction or to shock bystanders.
Take Yourself in Hand
Why do we wank? We want relief from boredom.
It’s pleasurable and eases tension. More
relaxed and feeling better. Don’t worry.
Don’t feel guilty. Even Christ masturbated.
You may find some side effects. Monthly credit card
fees, lubricant on your computer keyboard, drained
vibrator batteries, the cost of Kleenex.
Remember to wash the cucumber after use.
These side effects won’t happen as a result of masturbation:
• You won’t grow hair on your palms.
• You won’t go blind or look excessively old.
• You won’t gain or lose weight.
One positive effect. There’s evidence suggesting regular
male masturbation in your 20s and 30s decreases the risk
of prostate cancer later in life. So keep on wanking.
A positive effect for female participants. You’ll have infinitely
more orgasms. No man can replicate the pleasure of self-stimulation.