Lust Object of Desire

She Was a Wonderful Fuck

I Want to Fuck You

I’m a young straight woman looking
to get laid. I’m an adult, I have
birth control and I’m horny.

I don’t need to find love [whatever that is].
I don’t want to settle down. Attraction and
trust are important but I’m not looking for
my soul mate. Are you interested?

Are You a Great Lay?

It’s difficult to answer on one’s own.
It’s not as if your partner is going to
come out and tell you that you suck in bed.

Even a one-night stand isn’t very likely to
tell you that your technique needs some work.
Because of this, trying to figure out whether
you’re good in bed can be tricky.

Sometimes, all you can do is hope
you’re at least better than average.
Because that’s something, right?

There are people out there who are fantastic in bed.
These are the people who spoil those of us who’ve been
fortunate enough to have sex for with them for years.

Being good in bed is an art, and it’s one that takes time,
practice, and a whole boatload of other things.

Most importantly, communication.
Almost anyone can be a great lay.
He or she has to work at it.

What we really need are sex colleges.
Plenty of practice will improve your skills.

What Makes Her
So Great in Bed?

She’s sexually confident, adventurous
and knows what she wants.

She loves to initiate sex, not leaving it
to him all the time to make the advances.

She doesn’t have an automatic knee-jerk reaction of ‘No!’
to a suggestion of anything slightly unusual, accompanied
by an ‘I always knew you were weird’ disgusted look.

The true definition of ‘kinky’ is
something you don’t fancy yourself.

Everyone has fantasies or predilections
that are a bit odd, but we think of our own
as ‘quirky’ and other people’s as perverted.


She can handle seeing his ‘dark side’

There’s a dark side to male sexuality
that operates on an intrinsically primitive level.

Unleash it and you can’t help but see
evidence of raw, uncontrollable emotion.

It’s the ‘uncontrollable’ aspect
that worries some women.

They think: If he loves doing it this much,
what happens if another woman hits on him?
How can I trust he will say no?’ You can’t.

But women are just as likely to cheat these
days, so he’s thinking the same thing when
he’s watching your ecstatic ‘orgasm face’.

Encouraging Variety

She’s willing to watch porn with him, let him shave off
her pubic hair, masturbate for him, go out without underwear on.

Both of you need something you’re not used to seeing or doing.
Imagine eating the same meal every night – a hamburger.

You’d try to vary the taste. Sleeping with the same person
for the rest of your life is like having the same meal
over and over. You have to mix it up a bit.

She understands he’s not a fucking machine

Penises have owners. Sometimes those owners have off days:
they don’t feel well, have a hangover, are stressed or worried
about something. This means they don’t perform at their best.

She takes wobbly or no erections in her stride and doesn’t make
a big deal of it if he ejaculates too soon.

She’s great at oral sex and likes receiving it.

How much someone enjoys giving and receiving oral sex is
a marker of how good they are going to be in bed.

Despite it being something virtually every Western couple
indulges in on a regular basis, putting your mouth on
someone else’s genitals and letting them do the same
to you is still pretty damn intimate.

Oral sex is far more personal than intercourse and an
appreciation on both sides means she’s not squeamish
and accepts sex is messy, sweaty and primitive.

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